I can relate . . .

Best band descriprtion I've yet found on MySpace -- the award definitely goes to Lick Creek Philharmonic:

Lick Creek Philharmonic is a collection of underachieving, undermotivated players who prefer dark basements to the light of real venues. ......the principal players stay nestled in the foothills of the Appalachian and Rocky Mountains, occasionally venturing out into civilization........they all know how to use a rotary phone ...........one of them still thinks Eisenhower is president................ when they record they always ask the engineer to "roll the tape"...........there is some evidence that too much schooling has seriously interfered with their education.

BTW, they're really good. Strong favorites for the next doe-see-doe post, without a doubt.